“I am gonna hit you so hard your parents are gonna come back to life and then die again” is what the Hulk told Superman.
“What's under those ragged purple pants smells so bad that Satan and God both shared a cab to get away from you” is how Superman replied.
“I'm gonna smashed you until there's
only one bloody tooth left of your prima donna existence” said the Hulk, who
was rock back and forth by now.
“Smash me? That's funny , Hulky, 'cuz your too drunk to fight anyone” said Superman.
Hulk stood up from the bar and knocked
over the 99 empty beer bottles he lined up in a row. It was a domino effect,
one knocking the next one over. Lots of broken glass was the result.
“I'm sober enough to take on all five
of you” said a drooling, runny nosed Hulk.
Five of us?
“Okay, buddy, gotta take off. Talk to
you when you sober up “said Superman.
Superman flew off just as Hulk fell to
the bar room floor dead drunk.
“Christ ,I hate drunk super heroes “Thanos
the bartender said, “Hey Galactus, get a mop, will ya, and call that guy you
know from AA.”
“Eat my shorts” said Galactus, “I’m
ordering take out on Door Dash.”
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