Thursday, September 22, 2011

FLOSS WAGON OF BROKEN DREAMS

Under the shadow of the Sky Wheel the Floss Wagon stood with its displays of corn dogs and cotton candy and boxes of red capsuled Red Hots in each of the window panes that framed three of the hitch's four sides.

"The Floss Wagon, she's a mean mistreater" said Honk, " you do not mess with the stream this vehicle is putting out, brother, man I mean, nothing beats a great pair of legs except a full house, but this Floss Wagon, brother, I mean, why would you even consider putting your Johnson it's confectionary mechanics, I mean, why brother...."

Zamoan Artic was under the Wagon itself, clawing the cracked asphalt for some of the blades of grass and weed that poked through ; his face was embedded in glass and bottle caps.

"She got me howlin at the train that crosses the Del Mar swamp" was what Zamoan Artic uttered , "I had it under superb information that this was an easy A, a gig anyone could do with their nut sack tied off like a punching bag. I mean, how much manhood could be needed to run a goddamned Floss Wagon, I mean even your dead mom looks tougher than this aluminum coated excuse for a ramshackle fuck truck..."

Honk lifted his hand and framed Zamoan Arctic's head until it looked like he could pop it like an angry zit. Arctic's face indeed looked as if hairless hamsters where wrestling in his mouth, taking crazy liberties with his gumline.

"Lonely is the heartburn that seeks an hungry stick" is what Honk said as he emptied his can of lighter fluid on the terrified Zamoan Arctic. Honk and Arctic allowed their eyes to meet under the ashtray gleam of the man in the moon, who looked as if he found his lost pool cue as he took his seat.

"What next" asked Arctic.
"Beats me" said Honk, "since I quit smoking, that was just kind of pointless gesture."
"Fuckin A" said Zamoan Arctic, "HEY, I HEAR A DOG SLURPING ON HIS RASCAL!!"
"Damn" said Honk.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Chicken parts

Cootie Bob wanted a comic book where Superman cast aside his vow not to kill anyone or anything and so pulverize the entire Marvel Universe.


I want Superman to put The Hurt on all those crackling nitwits, said Cootie Bob, fuckin' A, I want him to  grab Thor's hammer, cram it up that Asgardian's puckered anal pore and then twist around nice and tight, like he were gearing up a a wind up toy. Then, said Cootie Bob, BAMLOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERVILLE
watch that helium grunt zig zag his tight Viking cheeks back and forth on Madison Avenue he was trying to get some action off a deranged bowling ball polisher.


This all the green apple juice you got inna fridge??? Skin Plate had just taken her face from the ice box and seemed to enjoy the nerve damage the intense cold was causing with her other wise perfect  Vogue mopiness. 


Hold, listen to that. FUCK, LOOK AT THAT. Cootie Bob was hysterical, his fingers splayed like he was modeling the grease to get the ring from the digit that gets stuck in the doorbell hole .


Outside the window a giant chicken walked passed the skyline with Superman himself pinched between the bills of the beak on its moronic beak. Superman was screaming like a silly oak with his weenie caught in a slammed car door when the chicken up ended it's head and wolfed down Superman in one great glob of blue and red , sun drenched goodness.


Cootie Bob stood there speechless, Skin Plate said one thing.


Giant Chicken? Nice...