Showing posts with label The Floss Wagon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Floss Wagon. Show all posts

Thursday, December 30, 2010

The Floss Wagon

"I have it on superb authority that you screwed the Floss Wagon". Umberto's collar was tight and he kept tugging at the top button while he spoke down to the supine El Greco, trying to sound menacing and slick with undisclosed knowledge.

"You are red as baboon's ass in the face and shit" said El Greco, "and you're trying to sound all menacing and slick with undisclosed knowledge. You need to let the air outta your what for, bud." 

In the corner, the dog licked his balls with eager, liquid slurps .