I'l bet this will add sparkle to your day...
www.youtube.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FV5JgiGr-s
This is the shit
www.youtube.com
July 1, 2011 7:28 am
boing
ZZZZGGRCH!??
Zong patrol cootie pant leg grease releaser
July 8, 2011 6:49 am
ZARDOZ GO MONGSTER
February 11, 2012 7:44 am
goddamned blue nun?
On the boat! With Kennedy!
cheet breet skeet meet
with a squid onnit!
February 28, 2012 6:23 pm
hot neck jam!
March 3, 2012 6:32 am
ungowa slumber pork
March 3, 2012 10:19 am
March 25, 2012 7:27 pm
tasty
pinched at the dry nozzle
gunned and greased for grelb
You are a machine, a wiener roaster in fact
I have been trying to be a AA battery for years, but to no avail
Half of what you buy needs jumper cables.
May 19, 2012 3:14 pm
GET YOUR GRELB ON
July 28, 2012 7:29 am
yeow
I can slam like a drake!! -- B. Dylan
August 15, 2012 8:05 am
The Bat Staffel
Purple Aces
Ace of the White Death
The Midnight Eagle
The Vampire Staffel
The Skeleton Patrol
Squadron of Corpses
The Invisible Staffel
The Dynamite Squadron
The Dragon Patrol
The Hurricane Patrol
The Panther Squadron
The Spider Staffel
The Mad Dog Squadron
The Blizzard Staffel
The X-Ray Eye
Squadron of the Scorpion
The Death Monsters
The Cave Man Patrol
The Gorilla Staffel
The Sword Staffel
Wings of the Juggernaut
The Headless Staffel
Staffel of Beasts
Claws of the Sky Monster
Staffel of Invisible Men
Staffel of the Floating Heads
The Blood Bat Staffel
Skeletons of the Black Cross
The Patrol of the Dead
Scourge of the Sky Beast
The Wings of Satan
Patrol of the Cloud Crusher
Curse of the Sky Wolves
Vultures of the Purple Death
Wings of Invisible Doom
Skies of Yellow Death
Death Rides the Ceiling
Patrol of the Mad
Scourge of the Steel Mask
Patrol of the Murder Masters
Fangs of the Sky Leopard
Vultures of the White Death
Flight of the Dragon
Flight from the Grave
Patrol of the Purple Clan
Vengeance of the Vikings
Flight of the Green Assassin
The Hand of Steel
The Flight of the Hell Hawks
The Drome of the Damned
Satan Paints the Sky
Wings for the Dead
Patrol of the Phantom
The Black Aces of Doom
The Flames of Hell
Patrol of the Iron Hand
Fangs of the Serpent
Aces of the Damned
Patrol of the Sky Vulture
The Condor Rides with Death
Flying Coffins of the Damned
The Bloody Wings of the Vampire
Raiders of the Silent Death
The Sky Serpent Flies Again
The Black Wings of the Raven
Death Rides the Last Patrol
Three Fly with Satan
Flight of the Death Battalion
Wings of the Black Terror
Patrol of the Iron Scourge
Wings of the White Death
The Black Buzzard Flies to Hell
Red Fangs of the Sky Emperor
November 23, 2012 11:14 am
nothing says value like a subscription to bag o glass magazine
Sounds like the platform of the Jamul Tea Party
tough as greasy burlap, brother
Face time feels like adz-brushed felt, somehow
nothing but paper clips and cigarette lighters in the distance
The coffee cup left on the banister on the porch of 2103 Mission Blvd. was stirred by a thumb now stuck inside of Mobil with the Chevron Blues, again
even the chill pills gave me a headache
The 47 percent demands a shave, a shit and a shoeshine - the rest just want a little poon
the phrase "for a nickle I will" will open doors that should not be knocked on
The O.B. Space Man is subdividing into cubicles on a subatomic level
THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS NOT TRAFFIC TICKET!
THE BILL OF RIGHTS IS THE UNREMOVABLE TAG ON THE MATTRESS OF OUR COLLECTIVE SELF-RESPECT!
gotta go, Barry. hope you and janet are well and enjoying the holiday
All the best to you, Ted - stay poetic!
yezzzir!
January 28, 2013 3:08 pm
there's no telling what these people want. first they demand skin, and then a jar of combs and sparklng cider. chirst.
January 28, 2013 4:37 pm
Wing bones behind The Honker on Girard. Tasty!
February 2, 2013 7:09 am
blue nun or bust!!
February 2, 2013 8:32 am
THIS PLACE IS F*CKING HORRIBLE!!!
THEIR SERVICE SUCKS, THEIR FOOD IS HORRIBLE
AND I HAVE HEARD THE OWNERS ARE IDIOTS.
What a dumb place and dumb f*cking name.
Wow what a horrible experience here. Waited over 45 minutes for our food. Our food sucked absolute weenie. The service sucked, didn't get our drinks right before our food came. They need to do something with this place. The waitress smelled like creosote.
Heard some pretty interesting stories about a couple of the owners of this place. Now that i have heard the stories and experienced their service and food i will not EVER GO back there again!
February 3, 2013 1:47 pm
goon tango extra spikey
Mr. T's Eat and Breet
Everything at Red Lobster costs a wad of green phlegm, plus tax
Two-piss minimum. No exceptions.
tip your server, then zip your fly
Wednesday is Pole Night.
bring one of the Wachowski brothers and get in free
Mention Harry Tolen and get socked for six bucks.
bring a greasy burlap bag and have Lynette Tom get flustered behind where you're sitting
Point at any female's nose, say NOOKIE and receive a free pass to the gynecology gulag.
reference any thing by Jon Bekken and recieve underwear that will moan when you bend over
Bring a guest and Reed Norvell will twist his neck until his eyes look like a Basil Wolverton pin-up.
Judi Blocker will tie you knots even Gorgo couldn't deal with
gotta go. back to work
Did you know that Jill Louise-Beazley became a TV news woman in Arizona and Florida?
no shit?
Yerp. Look up her pictures on Google -- recent photos catch her with mica eyes and a grin that could scare a Republican Amway salesperson...
that is fucked up
talk to you soon, barry
Baby!
See ya, Ted. You oughta come out to Pittsburgh sometime. We could do some righteous neighborhood inspections!
February 10, 2013 1:57 pm
who are the Canned Zaggly Thatters?
February 11, 2013 2:40 pm
Been on the road, driven grelb to gruel. Back home tomorrow!
Ain't that blast inna kisser!
February 12, 2013 6:30 am
4 am at the Waffle House on the outskirts of Cootieville makes you seriously reconsider REO Speedwagon's Greatest Hits.
February 12, 2013 12:01 pm
Chrome Jitter Splints , tonight under the OB pier.
February 16, 2013 7:02 am
what's your home phone, barry? i have two numbers and both are marked as cell phone numbers
412-243-3450 is homey
March 3, 2013 6:52 am
BREET CHITTER ZONG
March 3, 2013 1:25 pm
Schlep Hamstring Tuner
Tenderhook Stabilizer Unit
March 3, 2013 3:43 pm
AFROSHEEN SQUID MILK NIGHT?
Microphone Relaxer PLUS!
Sarai Austin's left nipple is slackening even as we speak...
March 4, 2013 6:44 am
May 2, 2013 12:51 pm
NO COUNTRY OR OLD GRELB
May 4, 2013 12:36 pm
arooga
June 15, 2013 6:36 pm
Grelb
June 17, 2013 7:42 am
*Watch this guy's moves -- he really knows how to USE THE CAMERA! * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pItA5BQ_dzo
August 30, 2013 8:59 am
This will help things immensely...
September 6, 2013 9:54 am
Hey Ted, Sorry I missed your call -- where's my Zotz coin??
November 12, 2013 12:48 pm
November 15, 2013 7:27 am
Recent studies have indicated that Loneliness leads to spiraling interest rates and an appreciation of how pretty traffic lights are when they are seen through bus windows on a rainy night.
November 19, 2013 10:34 am
Mr. Dirt meets the Fucker down the block from Mr. T's Pub and Grub...........
December 27, 2013 12:45 pm
the fucker has lunch in between the sprockets of old Spin and Marty reruns
The Fucker was holding up the goddam wall in front of the arcade where the mechanical cowboy kept firing from the hip and cackling from the damage woofer jabbed in his plaster larynx
The Fucker was such that he didn't like to show off his special skills, so he blinked twice and made Asia sink to the gross murk of hell itself. After this, he was gonna get rough.
"Ize gettin out now, brutha!" said Slappy White, tossing a sock full of Crazyfoam into the Universal Boot Shop.
"I GOT ME A HAT FROM LOUISE THE HATTER" said Harley, "now I can sit along side Blues Image on the Xmas parade float..."
Jerry Penrod pulled up behind the wheel of a 34 and handed me a quivering suitcase with drool stains: "You forgot something, fella..."
January 11th, 12:59pm
clown fish zipper lips is an actual product at the store
Goes great with a squid bikini.
January 24th, 6:24pm
John Popper plays a mean root-horn
John gets thick in the thickets and whistles for thistles
February 16th, 12:54pm
blogs.ocweekly.com
April 7th, 12:43pm
urk!
My man!
ZUP WID JEW?
at lunch
_
.m,
.ders
of
Zion
Dear
C.
Leon
de
Aryan:
Here
in
the
East,
much
fertilizer
is
being
spread
about
a
revival
of
religious
spirit,
and
every
illiterate
calls
him-
self
an
evangelist,
and
gathers
about
him
others
as
ignorant
as
hi.nlself.
Yet
there
is
no
lbve
of
•christ
in
these
pathetic
exhibitions.
The
moving emotion
behind
this
"revival"
is
guilt,
and
fear
of
retribution.
The
American
people,
consciously
or
unconsciously,
now
fear
the
fate
of
the
inhabitants
of
Hiroshima
and,
Nagasaki.
With
malice
towards
none,
Americans
made
possible
the
two
great
slaughters
of
the
20th
century,
and
it
will
come
home
to
them
before
long.
The
hands
that
made
the
war
machines
and
piloted
them
over
Europe
are
trembling
now,
and
there
are
visions
of
the
crippled
child-
ren
of
Rome
and
Berlin.
Without
the
utmost
humility
and
the
mos.t
pass.ionate
desire
to
make
right
these
wrongs,
Americans
can
expect
no-
thing
but
the
most
terrible
vengeance
God
has
wreaked
upon
any
modern
people.
Yet
between
us
and
our
desire
to
plead
our
\
sins
there
.still
'stands
the
evil
Jew,
the
Satan
who
led
us
into
these
two
world
wars,
with
his
lisping
creed
that
all
religions
are
equal,
that
the
foul
excrements
of
the'
Talmud
are
as
sacred
as
the
Bible.
Any
American
who
listens
to
the
Jew
now
will
be
eternally
damned,
for
our
only
chance
is
to
repudiate
entirely
the
Yiddish
Satan
of
the
world
and
go
directly
to
our
Lord.
Sincerely,
EUSTACE
MULLINS
that's a natural fact
It's all about gettin paid by Ezra Pound
social credit on the barrel head
Fifty-three cantos and change!
plus tax
Not on my dime, says Tristan Tzara
not on my watch said Kurt Schwitters
No flies on me, says Edgar Guest
nothing beats a great pair of legs said Don Blanding
You shave my neck and I'll shave yours, says Kenneth Rexroth
Are these all the Charo albums you have asked SpiderMBA
Is that an Exuma cassette in your pocket or are you just glad to see me, asked Mark Levine
What do you mean you have no more grey mustand demanded GMAN
June 3rd, 11:40am
SWEET!!!
SpiderMBA poured gasoline all over his Commodore and struck a match. "Ragnorok!!" he screamed to no one.
I am gonna fuck this machine until the screws have no tread SED SPIDERMBA just before he lit up like a Xmas tree
The Feldspar Posse threw up their hands and then discovered there were not paper towels
Parts is Parts was the motto of the Interchangeable Gang
The Fetch Club took it in bones
I don't have change for a femur, said Zuttzy, do have a smaller bone?
Skitch had his teeth on edge from the bad Ray Conniff solo and proceeded to bite the tone arm clean through
Christ, that is a tasty little sucker
My guitar wants to fill your molar
The guitar kills time
June 30th, 7:11am
most embarrassing upset in WWE history!
Half of what you buy is a half-nelson
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